Not so long ago, on the island of lost rankings, a single solitary website was dying a lonely death due to the disease of no traffic. All hope appeared lost as the executioner named Delete was slowly approaching. “Your time here is done!” he said. “No files will remain, all images will be lost. Just a few moments from now, you’ll be nothing more than a failed .com.”
Suddenly, when just as all hope appeared lost, upon the horizon, a single small ship appeared! The single solitary website with the disease of no traffic tried to not get excited as many ships had come before and the results had only been disappointment. Would this time be different? Could this ship bring a cure for the solitary website with the disease of no traffic?
On one side of the solitary website with the disease of no traffic was the executioner Delete. On the other side, rapidly approaching was the Ship of Start Ranking. What would happen Now? The captain of the ship, a young maiden named Nicole, was using her spyglass to see the story unfold! “Faster, faster!” she cried out to her trusty First Maiden Erica! “We must quickly arrive to save the solitary website with the disease of no traffic!”
Within moments of landing on the island of lost rankings, the team of Start Ranking made their way to the website in distress! Executioner Delete quickly made a retreat as the team of Start Ranking pulled out their super secret cure for no traffic! “Is it true? Can it really be? Is my time as a solitary website with the disease of no traffic finally coming to an end?” asked the website in distress.
“Have no fear! Our team is here! Results are soon to come. Just follow us to our ship and your journey will have begun!”